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| Language: Eng Runtime: 109 min Subtitles: German Resolution: 640x480 Frame Rate: 23.9 fps Video Bitrate: 3226 Kb/sec Audio Bitrate: 320 kbps |
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Users review: Arnie:Hey David, I am bored and was wondering if you fancy making a movie David Ayer: I am kinda busy watching the grass grow, did you try any other directors. Arnie: Tried them all but their phones were all switched off David Ayer: Damn, forgot to do that. OK I will make a movie with you. What have you got in mind. Arnie: Duh!...I was hoping you would have some ideas. David: Ok, just round up some actors and I will get Skip Woods to write a story. He should be able to throw something together in about an hour. Arnie: Great.A couple of weeks later.David: Arnie, I got the footage you sent me. It is almost 3 hours long and I cannot make any sense of it. Arnie: Oh Yeah!...sorry about that. The Actors seemed to be stoned and drunk most of the time and we kinda lost track of things. I suppose that means the movie is screwed. David: No problem. I will cut the crap out of it and make some kinda movie from it. All the blood and guts and shooting should help. The story or the acting is irrelevant. The morons who go to movies will watch anything if it has a few star names attached. Anyway, it is no worse than most of the utter crap coming out of Hollywood the past few years. I am sure we will make a bundle before the public realise how bad it is. We can always get some of our buddies to write good reviews. That always seems to work. Arnie: Thanks.....gotta go....time for my meds. David: Yeah!...me too.THE ENDNote: Save your sanity, your money and your family, and stay far away from this brutally bad movie. It is seriously bad. Note 2: I had some time off and decided to relax and catch up on some movies. I will never take time off again. I am considering therapy to undo the possible mental damage this so called movie may have done to my poor brain.
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